in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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