please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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