all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I AM VODKA MAN
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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