Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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