So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm sobbing to NWA
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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