What a fucking waste of an outfit
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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