That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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