its not stalking. its research.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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