Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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