I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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