Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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