so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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