More tranny stories later!
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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