All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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