i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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