why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
What a dumb baby whore.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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