Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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