Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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