in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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