We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
