I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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