I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i permit you to call me
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
