I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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