that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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