I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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