This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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