You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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