Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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