Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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