To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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