can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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