I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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