So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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