North Korea, Best Korea!
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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