I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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