His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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