420 ftw
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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