Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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