I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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