I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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