Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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