38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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