we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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