Sry I called you an 8
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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