a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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