Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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