butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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