I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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