weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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