So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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